Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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