he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
