The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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