to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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