brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
love makes seman taste better
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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