i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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