I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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