I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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