Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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