Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
