i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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