Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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