You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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