You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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