Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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