That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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