Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
