real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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