i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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