btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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