Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
