the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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