it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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