i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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