I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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