I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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