It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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