I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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