My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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