Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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