That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
