I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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