Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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