Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Four minutes until I can fart!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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