Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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