ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
