For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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