that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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