weddingsv make me drug and hornr
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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