I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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