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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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