She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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