I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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