just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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