I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
