We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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