dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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