New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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