Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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