it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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