Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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