Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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