Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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