Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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